Blog Numba 3 - Come to Aerohio...do it.

Well, Second Life was not responding, and I've had enough with "social media" already, so I figured I'd turn this assignment into something that I can think about without making me want to hollow out my eye cavities with a hot butterknife by inviting you to my happy place.

Alright, I know you're all dying to just fling yourself out of a floating tube and plummet to earth at 120 mph, so what's holding you back? I've got all the details you want if you'd like to jump, and I highly recommend doing so. First off, you're gonna want to know where it is. From the University, it is roughly a thirty minute drive. Here are exact directions from UofA to Aerohio Skydiving Center. And of course, this shit ain't free. Prices for unlicenced jumpers start at $199 for a tandem jump.

So please, come jump out of our "perfectly good airplane!"

Pilot staring condescendingly at the "perfectly good airplane

Our relaxed and focused staff will take great care of your parachuting needs.

Focused                                                             Relaxed

You can do a tandem or an AFF (Accelerated Freefall) Training Class.

 

Tandem                                                                     AFF                      

 

Whatever the circumstances, we'll be sure to get it on video. 

 

If you're still on the fence just remember: hot chicks like skydiving, too.

Am I right?

 

And if you think that you're too old, don't tell it to this guy.

He's got just over 9000 jumps.

 

So stop holding back, damnit! Everybody needs some metaphorical balls. Grow a pair.

1-800-SKYDIVE

Blue skies.